awkwardlycraftingadvances asked: Hey. I am Ashlyn. (: thought I'd drop by for a simple hey. (: maybe brighten up your day. (yes. Rhyming. Cause why not.). Lol. So yeah... This got really awkward really fast
handgrenade2: Are You Checking Me Out Or Trying To Figure Out My Gender: A Life Story.
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askboxmemes: What are you to me (check all that apply)?  A stranger.  A friend.  A best friend.  A crush.  A girlfriend/boyfriend.  A fiance/fiancee.  A husband/wife.  A family member. Where did I meet you?  A bar.  A party.  The movies.  The internet.  Work.  School.  Church.  Other. (I will specify.) How long have I known you?  A year or...
andthentheresallthisshit: deadgomery: theprinceswilly: nosferpatbu: i just saw this picture of shrek and i’m laughing because it’s as if i’m about to give him a blowjob tears are coming out of my eyes NO NO NO NO NO “That’ll do, Donkey. That’ll do.” OH MY GOD IT GOT BETTER/WORSE
kkatkkrap: justdrinktea: so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. here’s a general gist of the translation: Rudolph had a shiny nose no one liked him he cried every night then one Christmas it was dark Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient) Rudolph was useful. I SHIT YOU NOT.
zeldalise: oh my god I just realized something okay so if yahoo is buying tumblr for about $1 billion and tumblr is estimated to have 50 billion posts then it means that every post is worth two cents I am actually giving you my two cents in every post
“If I was your girlfriend/boyfriend”…finish it in...
ahemily: ahemily: guys im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’) edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg HOLY SHIT THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD
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onslaught14: digableswaggot: bundere: I WAS DRAWING A PENIS BUT MY MOM CAME IN SO I HURRIED AND MADE IT INTO AN ALPACA„ she just walked past really fast and didn’t say anything I THINK IT WORKED omg i can’t bREATHE Alpackage
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steam-powered-nakodile: clockwork-lives: yaspookyshisno: asgardianette: aurorinthetardis: skarosoul: 0650pm: If your parents ever walk into your room. Open this link. Then pretend to type. Instant Essay! this is the best thing ever I AM RIGHT NOW DOING A DOCTOR WHO ESSAY DUDE THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF TIME this is genius DO THIS AND TYPE IN...
dingoinnuendo: wwebkinz: dingoinnuendo: makin my way downtown have you accepted jesus christ as your lord and savior walkin faster
14th2: aiclan: afrogay: if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited if great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
supjono: when people unfollow you and you’re left wondering which post was the final straw
latinagabi: shout out to las madres who are caught between borders and can’t be with their children.
amporidan: baconsteak: sarkyfancypants: DON’T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU BUT THERE’S NO ONE REALLY CALLING YOU AND THEN YOU SIT THERE CONFUSED BECAUSE YOU SWORE YOU COULD HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU Wait, maybe it’s our loved ones trying to wake us from the coma. They just can’t scream loud enough wow why the fuck would you say that
joichang: riddlemetom: unfollower: I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden you push that stroller sassy spiderman! you fight those bad guys girlfriend! you...